Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
chuck Norris get`s pulled over by cop and the cop gets a ticket
I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? i tried to lighten up his day.
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog, one jumps in ponds the other leaps over the border. :)
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?
Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
My friend and I were walking down the street and we saw this one disabled kid getting bullied by 3 other kids. Urgently, we sprinted over to help.
He had no chance against the 5 of us.
I ran over three disabled kids
Cripple kill
a cop pulled me over and shouted papers. i shouted scissors and drove off.
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...
so Trump can't tweet it.
I know a good airplane joke but it would probably go over your heads. The twin towers: no it won't.
why did the boy get run over ? sally was driving
Kid: dad what is it like to be drunk Dad: you see those 2 trees over there, if you were drunk you would see 4 Kid: dad there is only 1 tree
So. You wanna hear a joke about the wall? ...Actually nah you won't get over it
Wen you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
What's black and white and red all over? A massacre at a funeral.
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.
imagine if this got over 69 likes wow 🤩 🇫🇷
roses r red violets r twisted u bend over ur bout to get fisted
