Overeating jokes
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
I got fired my first day at the bank. This old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again, but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favorite...
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
The Milky Way!
A cat gets its tail run over, and its mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”
The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”
Guess who dies next.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?
Everyone's eaten.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
I work at a bank and an old woman asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."
My dad came over late at night. He was drunk. He started telling me how useless I was. Then I went to the kitchen, grabbed a knife, and stabbed him in the chest 47 times.
Three minutes later, he died. Now I’m losing my mind and cutting myself.