Outing jokes

An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."

It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!

I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?

I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

Wife: Aww, thanks.

Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.

When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."

What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?

It said nothing, just let out a little wine.

Why did the bat fall out of the tree?

It couldn’t hang in there.

What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?

WATCH OUT!!!

Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.

Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?

A: Because they were a racquet!

I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.

It was a breathtaking experience.

I once made a belt out of clocks.

It was a waist of time.

When the priest said, "Be gone from this boy, demon!" the demon replied, "And you get out of the boy!"

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.

They have to come out of the closet sometime.

There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...

Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???

Batman can go out at night without Robin.

"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."