Outing jokes

Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.

Why did the gym close?

It's because it just never worked out.

I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.

Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."

Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"

Someone: . . .

What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?

The Twin Towers.

Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?

So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.

Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)

Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.

And she leaves you on felt.

Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!

My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.

U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.

U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."

The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"

When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

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I'll give you time, figure it out.