Outing jokes
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.