Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
Outing Jokes
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
My friend dreamed of being a porno star.
He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him.
The next job he got was pumping petrol. Halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
My junk was in the book of world records until I got kicked out of the library.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you walk in and out oon.
Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.
Hey, I asked for a paper, but I thought it was a cut, but it turns out it was tearable.
I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
