Outing jokes
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
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I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
He got a paper cut and bled out.
Memes
Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldnβt win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I donβt know how the police found out so quickly.
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I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."
I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.