Outing jokes

There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.

In her religion, you NEVER pull out.

Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.

He got a paper cut and bled out.

Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."

I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.

What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

"Beat it. We’re closed."

Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.

Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?

A: "Free Fallin'"

Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"

That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.

Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?

Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?

A: It gets pooped out of the bag.

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.

What is an orphan's favorite day?

Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.

I was absolutely fuming when I found out my mate was rifling through my mum's knicker drawer.

No one goes in there without my permission!

I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.

If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.

You have the rest of your life to figure it out.

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

Bully: How’s your girlfriend?

Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?

Bully: *cries*

Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*

Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.