Outing jokes

One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.

A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.

I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.

Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!

What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?

"I'm totally dogging it today..."

An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!

Hi 👋 I love 💕 you walk in and out oon.

Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I

My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."

"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂

Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!

What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?

(Insulin)

I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.

God being a sniper is so fun!

My junk was in the book of world records until I got kicked out of the library.

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.

Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.

Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.

Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.

I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.

Hey, I asked for a paper, but I thought it was a cut, but it turns out it was tearable.