Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
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Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
As I was eating this girl out, I thought I tasted some horse semen... I exclaimed, "Oh, Grandma! That's how you died!"
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)