Outing Jokes

When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.

The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.

What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?

Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝

When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.

Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?

Sally's used to being blind!

A person wearing a white cowboy hat and sunglasses is looking down. Text overlaid on the image says, "getting escorted out of a gun show for rating them based off mouth feel".

Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?

They're out of plane sight.

My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"

What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.

This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!

I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."

My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!

What kind of star will come out in the daytime?

A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂

What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?

Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.

Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”

Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”

Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”

Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀

What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.

They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.

There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.