Outing jokes
People, please check out Tenya's jokes. Girl, love, cheetah, blue jokes!
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
As I was eating this girl out, I thought I tasted some horse semen... I exclaimed, "Oh, Grandma! That's how you died!"
Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.
I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀