Outing jokes

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Your mom.

Your mom who?

O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?

He was actually quite funny...

He just blew the delivery.

(I'll show myself out).

Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?

She got tired of jumping over the moon.

How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.

Family feud after finding out about Alabama.

The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.

Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.

Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.

What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.

These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to pop some pills,

And Jill said, "Jack can do her without here will," and Jack's penis was still.

Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.

By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!

Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?

A depressed guy walks into a utensil store and finds a knife, but he didn't stab himself... Part 2 coming out tomorrow.

Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!

One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱

I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.

Why did Kamala Harris visit the library?

To check out some “law” books and maybe return a few skeletons.

My cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the doctor once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her.

She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Sh*t, my cat is a Democrat!

You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.