Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Outing Jokes
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Balloon 1: Watch out for cactus!
Balloon 2: Where is cactussssssss?
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in.
Lettuce in who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.
Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
