Outing jokes
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Balloon 1: Watch out for cactus!
Balloon 2: Where is cactussssssss?
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.