Otherness jokes
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side and meet his friend.
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."
The other said, "Really? I like my bed."
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
Hrhfgsfabcke then the other guy said, "Potato."
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.