Orphanage jokes
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?