Orphanage jokes
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute."
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office.
The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?