Orphanage jokes
My dad asked, "Where are you going?"
Me: "Back to the orphanage."
Hereβs what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! π€£π€£
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?