Orphanage jokes
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
Hereβs what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! π€£π€£
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.