Orphanage jokes
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."
Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"
Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."
Orphan: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.