Orphanage

Orphanage Jokes

I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"

The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."

Bully: How’s ur gf? Kid: I don’t have one how’s your parents? Bully: *crys* Kid: *Walks out orphanage

I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast,

The orphanage worker just said “ don’t be silly”

A kid came in the orphanage with a dead fish she was crying Why was the kid crying in the orphanage because someone came for the fish

The guy called up to the orphanage then he asked where are the kids faces and then another guy said sorry there’s no homepage

I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.

Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!

Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?

Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!

Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!

Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???

Me: Yea