Orphanage jokes
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
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Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
What does LMAO mean?
Launching missiles at orphanage.
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”