Orphanage jokes
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.