Orphanage jokes
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Orphanage protest jokes here!
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
An orphan told me people kept bullying him, so I said, "Tell your parents."
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?