Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
