Orphanage jokes
I arrived at work and saw a kid crying. I walked up to the kid and asked, "Hey, where are your parents?" and the kid just cried more. God, I love working at an orphanage.
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute."
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office.
The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.
So, I was walking around the outside of the building and I saw a kid and asked, "Where's your parents?" I love working at the orphanage.
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.