Orphanage

Orphanage jokes

Mama

Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?

Friend

My friend: You're ugly.

The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.

Kid

I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!

Kid

Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!

Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?

Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!

Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!

Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???

Me: Yea

Story

I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.

Orphan

I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.

Part

The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.

Curse

Peter: Curses!

Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Peter: *Crying*

Jacob: Why are you crying?

Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*

Orphan

There was a kid sitting in a corner.

Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"

Orphan: "..."

Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."

Bro

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

Jeffy

If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...

Orphan

I tried to make a website for orphans.

Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.

Boy

Someone telling a joke:

Boy: "My parents are dead."

Girl: "My grandad is too."

Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"

Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"