I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why can't a orphan play kick ball be cause the can't hit the home plate
I tried to make a website for orphans
Sadly I couldn't make a home page
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
DEEZ NUTS
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
