Orphanage jokes
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.