Orphanage jokes

Peter: Curses!

Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Peter: *Crying*

Jacob: Why are you crying?

Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*

The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.

There was a kid sitting in a corner.

Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"

Orphan: "..."

Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."

I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.

I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.

I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.

My friend: You're ugly.

The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.

Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."

Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!

Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?

Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!

Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!

Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???

Me: Yea

Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?

My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...

My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.

Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.

Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.

If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...

Why don't orphans play GTA?

Because they're sad they don't get wanted!

I tried to make a website for orphans.

Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.

Why can't an orphan play kickball?

Because they can't hit home.

Someone telling a joke:

Boy: "My parents are dead."

Girl: "My grandad is too."

Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"

Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"

DEEZ NUTS!