Orphanage jokes
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?