Orphanage

Orphanage jokes

Orphan

I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.

Boss

My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...

Failure

My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.

Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.

Curse

Peter: Curses!

Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Peter: *Crying*

Jacob: Why are you crying?

Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*

Orphan

There was a kid sitting in a corner.

Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"

Orphan: "..."

Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."

Part

The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.

Mama

Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?

Friend

My friend: You're ugly.

The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.

Kid

Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!

Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?

Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!

Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!

Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???

Me: Yea

Story

I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.

Kid

I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!

Orphan

What did the orphan say to the barber?

I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.

Boy

I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.

Orphan

Orphan

Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"

Looks like they didn't tell their parents.

Math

Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?

Because they already 69'd.

Jeffy

If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?