Orphanage jokes
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
DEEZ NUTS!