Orphanage jokes
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.