Orphanage Jokes

Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up. I mean honestly, what are they going to do tell there parents? 😂😂

I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast,

The orphanage worker just said “ don’t be silly”

A child's parents once lived in chicago.

I wonder why he's in an orphanage noe.

The guy called up to the orphanage then he asked where are the kids faces and then another guy said sorry there’s no homepage

Why dan the orphan go to the orphanage v? Because he was i couldnt make the honepage webiste.!!

Bully: How’s ur gf? Kid: I don’t have one how’s your parents? Bully: *crys* Kid: *Walks out orphanage

My bro’s parents died but he didn’t know why.

Turns out they died because he was a failure and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days

My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage and he’s mad. I got fired...

what does a petiphile call a orphanage... a supermarket.

What did the orphan say to the barber. I dunno the orphanage doesn’t pay for hair cuts.

I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.

There was a kid sitting in a corner me: HEY Why are you here at an orphanage orphan:... Me: oh wait YOUR a orphan

Peter: Curses Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth Peter: *Crying* Jacob: Why are you crying Jacob: Whatever * Leaves orphanage*

The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.

Orphanage kid: you’re ugly Kid w/ mother: your mom

It was raining sadly all day my wife my 2 daughters and me stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died

Wife:😭😭😭I wish this never happened

Mia our first daughter: momy it’s ok I love whenever I see you🥰🥰

Abby our second daughter: I love u all only if you guys die I won’t but I love you when ur alive 😉😏

Me husband: what kind of nonsense was that you love us when we’re alive but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓

Everyone except abby: abby this is serious mommy’s mother and father died. says Mia: yes your mom is sadly down right now you made her more sad😡🤬.says dad:sniffs* abby I had made a discussion I will take to an orphanage I am sorry 😣 when I amd better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back.says mom:

This was not a joke I just did this for Love 💕

What do you call an orphan with parents? Idk I never met one before Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were he said “I don’t have any” I said “wonder why” Another bonus joke: Me: hey orphan: hey me: what do you do for fun Orphan: look for my parents Me: me so their not dead? Orphan: no they just abounded me More bonus’s: what do you call a homeless kid An orphan last bonus Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home Because they can’t find one lmao this is so funny dark humor can be funny sorry orphans