Orphanage jokes
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
If you’re bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
DEEZ NUTS!
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
"Send me back, I never liked you."
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes.)
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!