Orphanage jokes
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes.)
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
I like orphan boys, no homo.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
Why do orphans hate the letter F?
Because the F stands for the family that didn't want them.