Orphanage jokes
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
DEEZ NUTS!
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.