Orphanage jokes
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?
Fuck all y'all hoes!
