Orphanage jokes

Kid

I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.

Then I got fired from the orphanage.

If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.

Knock knock. Who is there?

I don't know.

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!

What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?

A dog gets adopted.

What do dentists call their x-rays?

Tooth picks.

Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?

Answer: They couldn't find home base.

Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?

Fuck all y'all hoes!

Can I burn down an orphanage?

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his perants were. He cried more. I love wirking at a orphanage.

Gm y'all today me and my gf are going to fill out adoption papers to fake adopt one of the children at the fake orphanage im making