Orphan jokes
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Yo mama!
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
heehee
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.