Orphan jokes
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
I like chips.
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
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