Orphan jokes
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Your mum isn't home.
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Your mom gay.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
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