Orphan jokes
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
I like chips.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!