Orphan jokes
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
Your mama.
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Evan, me and your mom are done with you.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.