Orphan jokes
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
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Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
I have a body count of 7.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.