Orphan jokes
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
I'm adopted :[
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Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Fuck off!
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?