Orphan jokes
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
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What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
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Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
You wanna hear an orphan joke?
Okay, here it goes:
You.
Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."