Orphan

Orphan jokes

iPhone

Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?

Because so he does not have a home button.

Parent

Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?

Cancer

You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!

Kid

Why did the kid go in the guy's van?

Answer: He thought he was being adopted.

Daddy

Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."

Difference

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?

An orphan has all their teeth intact.

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  • Kid

    What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?

    The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"

    Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"

    Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.

    This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)

    Parent

    Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.

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  • Parent

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    Family

    Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?

    Because they don't have a family to go with.

    Society

    Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?