Orphan jokes
I'm adopted :[
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
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Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Fuck off!
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Your Parents
If you're ever bored, pee on an android. Apple is better!
Like if you know an orphan.
I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.
Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.
I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
There was an orphan once, and someone knocks on his door and said, "Hello, son, come and hug me." But the orphan says, "Excuse me, who are you?" and the guy says, "You don't remember me? I'm your dad." And then the orphan says, "Fine then, if you're really my dad, come inside and let me ask you some questions." And the man says, "OK then, but I am really your dad." Then the orphan asked some questions to the man, and the man gets some of them right, so the orphan believes that the man is his dad. And then the orphan says, "You really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house, and the orphan has a roommate, and the dad and the orphan finally get to the bedroom, and then the dad knocks out the orphan, and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan/son, and the roommate hears weird noises in the orphan's/son's room, and he walks in and sees them having sex, and the roommate records it but then kicks the dad out of the house, and then the roommate shares the video to the orphan's school chat, and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce, and everybody at the orphan's school calls him gay, but he really isn't, but since he was mad and disgusted, he pulled an AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.
Btw this is a joke so don't take it seriously.