Orphan jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.
Doctor: Oh, I see.
Me: Ahhhh!!!!!
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.