Orphan jokes
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.
Your mom gay, lol.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
Beans and toast.
Big pp suck sook.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
I watch sexy girls AMV and my pp goes up and down and up.