Orphan jokes
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
I'm Batman.
Baby 🍼
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
Hi 👋
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
Last night I burned down an orphanage.
There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant?
It was family friendly.
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/