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Orphan jokes

Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?

'Cause they don't know where the home page is.

Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.

Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!

Comments:

Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!

Shut up: Shut up!

Liv: Gwen stop!!

Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!

Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?

Because they can’t find their parents.

I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."

I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.

Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.

Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?

Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.

Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?

Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.

Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.

Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?

An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."