Orphan jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!
Orphan: You will?
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Stop posting things on orphan jokes, then!
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
UHH, DADDY!
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.