Orphan jokes
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
Y'uree: Bruh... listen... gangbang... sex... the same.
Halyei: Hello Y'uree and Jarod. How are you guys today?
Y'uree: Well, sexy girls like you should be ass-fucked or fucked so hard that all you can do is talk or nothing at all?
Halyei: Thank you, I suck dicks too!
Jarod: Are you Breya???
Halyei: No... do I look like that flying bastard???
Jarod: Ugh... no... baby, you're free to go!
Halyei: Sorry, I miss cursing and having sex with her too! Sorry for being an idiot. I really miss her. Maybe you and I can give her a threesome??? No, I'm not gay! WHY!!!!!!! Can you come to the please fuck me! It's the fuckable girls contest and I want to win! Sorry!
Jarod (😏): Man, Breya Smith is so hot! The things I would do!
Y'uree (😟): Yes, but... she moved, remember? Her father found a new "job," so she is now leaving until the fall.
Jarod (😞): Ah yes! BECAUSE!!!!!
Y'uree (😯): I don't know, bitch. Maybe she has other things to do, or we can give her a good gangbang before she leaves!
Jarod: (😒): No, I really want to fuck her by myself!
Jarod (🤔): Hmmmmmmm..... mhmmmmmm..... ummmmm..... hmmmmm.... not a bad idea!
Jarod (🤨): Or not?
Y'uree (🙄): Shut up, man!
Jarod (😠): NO, I mean it! THAT GIRL HAS THE BEST ASS FOR ORAL SEX!