Orphan jokes
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.