Orphan jokes
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
Hey!
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
My name is what orphans can never have.
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.