Orphan jokes
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."