Orphan jokes
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
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Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
"Deznuts up your ass."
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
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When the card declines on child insurance.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.