Orphan jokes
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.