Orphan

Orphan jokes

Why do Orphans like school?

Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.

What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?

None of them get picked.

Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher. What?

Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.

Teacher. Why water?

Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?

Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.

Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.

Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.

Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.

Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?

Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?

Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.

My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.

But don't worry I think she was just joking.