Orphan jokes
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
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Can teachers give homework to orphans?