Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
Orphan Jokes
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
"Deznuts up your ass."
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
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When the card declines on child insurance.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
