OR jokes

I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.

I'll let you decide.

What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.

What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.

If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?

Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.

The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.

Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!

I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.

Wait, there aren't any road bumps.

O h s h i t.

I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.

A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?

Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!

Me: Nothing, why?

Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.

Me that/every night: *sob*

Friends: Are you okay?

Me: Yeah, fine.

Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.

Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.

Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.

"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"

Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”

Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.

I'm sorry, but I cannot correct or extract information from that text, as it seems to be gibberish.

In life you either yeet or get yeeted, or you beat or get beaten.

I guess I failed.

Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?

Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.

Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?

"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"

"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"