OR jokes
I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.
Wait, there aren't any road bumps.
O h s h i t.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
Memes
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Hint: Pictures of woman.
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It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.
"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
I'm sorry, but I cannot correct or extract information from that text, as it seems to be gibberish.
In life you either yeet or get yeeted, or you beat or get beaten.
I guess I failed.
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
Dog toys are getting out of control.
My mum's dog has a round bison bone.
Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."
He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."
Attention to everyone, I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because I was in a bike accident, or more like a motorcycle accident. I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause, well, you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)