OR jokes

Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?

Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?

Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?

Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?

Teacher: Here, have candy.

Kid: No, I’m too fat.

Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.

*Next week*

Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.

Kid: I’m too fat to get up.

Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?

Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.

Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!

Do you want to wear my sombrero?

Or is that nacho style?

Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.

Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!

Me: Nothing, why?

Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.

Me that/every night: *sob*

Friends: Are you okay?

Me: Yeah, fine.

Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.

It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.

"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"

Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.

Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?

Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.

Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”

Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.

I'm sorry, but I cannot correct or extract information from that text, as it seems to be gibberish.

In life you either yeet or get yeeted, or you beat or get beaten.

I guess I failed.

I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.

Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!

Dog toys are getting out of control.

My mum's dog has a round bison bone.

Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.

Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?

"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"

"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"