OR jokes
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.
American-accented, British pronunciation, what am I?
Either Canadian or European.
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
I'm sorry, but I cannot correct or extract information from that text, as it seems to be gibberish.
In life you either yeet or get yeeted, or you beat or get beaten.
I guess I failed.
Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.
Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?