OR jokes
What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
Dog toys are getting out of control.
My mum's dog has a round bison bone.
Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!