OR jokes

When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!

What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?

Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂

What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"

My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.

Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.

What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?

The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.

I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.

I'll let you decide.

If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?

What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.

What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.

Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.

The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.

Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!

A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?

I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.

Wait, there aren't any road bumps.

O h s h i t.

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.

What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?

Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?

🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.

No, not like you can ketchup!

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!