Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?
OR Jokes
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
In life you either yeet or get yeeted, or you beat or get beaten.
I guess I failed.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
I'm sorry, but I cannot correct or extract information from that text, as it seems to be gibberish.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."
He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."
Attention to everyone, I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because I was in a bike accident, or more like a motorcycle accident. I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause, well, you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.
