Can a orphan child arrested for vandalism or will the officers ask for there parents to talk to
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises or get one dollar for saying the N word
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT"
Hello which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or down syndrome?
Who would win in a race? Stephen hawking or a turtle. The turtle cause it can walk.
what did the 19yr say to the 12yr old?!
wanna play Mario smash bros without Mario or his bros
I was at school with friends one of my friends had hair in her armpits the rest day of my friends and I tried not to laugh or say anything until on of my friends laughed and told she had hair in her armpits so she ran to her locker to get hair remover and went to one of the restroom stalls
My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class. And then he said, "Hey you donkey." I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you. And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular. Sorry
My girlfriend is soo fat that when she runs or walk she falls so I am breaking up with u
๐๐ผโโ๏ธFat girlfriend: nooo donโt leave me catch me ahhh
๐๐ผโโ๏ธFat girlfriend falls on boyfriend:ahhhhhh *dump*
๐๐ผโโ๏ธ๐๐ผFat girlfriend and boyfriend:fat girlfriend:u didnโt catch me wawawawa:boyfriend: get off me 900 pounds ugh I hate u
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Ok, so i know most or all of you guys hate me and thats fine. You guys most likey no me as a horrible person which idk where u would hear that from. And finally I am truly a good person u just need to know me better. The only reason I fought tina and jack was because i was trying to be nice to another guy. Then i relised what side i should have been. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just im sorry and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else i think all are nice people they just stick up for each other and thats what i relised. So if you still hate me its fine ill be leaving this app soon maybe. Hate makes me sad even though i use it but i know what was wrong i want to join the good side so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby
WOULD YOU RATHER: Fight Mike Tyson Or Lick an Elephants butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?
a guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl he asked for her number and of course, she said no, he asked the bus driver for advice and he said that girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 pm and look for a statue of an angel so he dresses up as god goes to the grave and she sees him she says oh lord end my misery kill me now and he said only if you do something for me first she replied what is it oh mighty lord he said to have sex with me she agreed they had sex and when she was done sucking his dick he said I have something to tell you he took of his costume and said I'm the guy from the bus and she took off her costume I'm the bus driver. (does anyone remember this it's an old joke someone made or does no one remember this I didn't make this but it went smth like this)
Kill your self. Stop thinking whether or not to do it u dumb fucking cunt no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building bitch.
So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?
Well i looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. all he says is "don't ask or you shall die"
Whats the difference between acne and a Catholic priest ? Acne doesn't cum on a kids face til their 13 or 14
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, โNo honey for you for one month!โ Later that afternoon, Johnnyโs dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. โThatโs it! No butter for you for one month!โ says his dad. Later that evening as Johnnyโs mother cooks dinner, a cockroach runs across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, โAre you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?โ
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens? You want to take it orally or through anal, joke I'm not asking.
Shipmate: captain, thereโs an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now! Captain:my momma didnโt raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dines or a cat u sores