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The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and asked do I have any crack candy. Naw, I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples. All I have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich. Help yourself, and while you're at it, clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere. Thank you, Mr. Toilet Papers.

I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.

They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.

Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?

Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?

What did the rapper say to the ATM?

"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"

Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?

My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).

Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?

Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?

The turtle, because it can walk.

Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.

Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...

What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?

The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.

What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.

Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!

What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.

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What are two things you could call a fart?

"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"

What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?

Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?

What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition or addictionary.

Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.

Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?