Me: Hey you trashy pig woman go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you Belong. Trashy Pig woman: why Because you smell like fart and your pretty much just a Turd with Lips.
So I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I don’t know what was funnier. The looks on my wife’s face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.
my joke is so diam funny or so dam funny
When a fat person wants to kill themselves... why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor? Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap. Son: But Daddy, I'm blind. Dad: Exactly.
So I went to a church and I ask a friend is the picture on the wail is Jesus and dose it have three nails or one nails Oh Wait that not Jesus he is not doing the T pose that he invited
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight or bisexual. At the end of the day, it's night.
whats did the marshmellow say when he was roasting in the fire- is it hot in her or is it just me
Would you rather watch pl or suck a dick Adapt: lemme fart on that dick
WOULD YOU RATHER: Have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (Including men)? Or Eat 10 lbs of dog s**t everyday for 100 days?
WOULD YOU RATHER Eat a girl out who has: Herpies, COVID and AIDS out while she is on her period? Or Eat live worms, bats and mice?
Hi my name is unknown guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week! Thanks leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in google forms or own the website. Hint: Pictures of woman. btw for men only!
roses or red voilets are blue the childern are fast but elmo is faster bow down to your master
Why can’t orphans go on go big or go home?
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Why do orphins only have 363 days in year because there is no mother or fathers day
🥫Wewo wewo stop right now or we will be Forsted to stop you are self. No not like you can ketchup!
does it anyone else just want to doe or just me
Mom: Hey you! what are you doing?! Me: Nothing. why? Mom: your suppose to do your _______ Me that/every night: *sob* Friends: are you okay? Me: yea fine. Me in head: or maybe im not okay...
there has to be someone that hates watersharky he curses at u if u say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
