I hate people who get offended here, like seriously, it's called dark humor for a reason.
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
You people are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None of these are funny. Sick sick sick!!!!!!!
Are you guys alright?
If you answered yes then you are wrong. You are all LEFT. Kill me, hmph.
(This joke was taken from that none funny b*tch on Britain's Got Talent)
The homophobes writing these jokes.
So, a daughter asks her father, "Dad, what is your opinion on abortions?" Her father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?" The daughter responds, "But I don't have a sister... Oh."
Nickelback.
I wish you guys all died.
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
