One jokes
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
A couple is on their first date.
Man: How do you feel about sex?
Woman: I like it infrequently.
Man: I see. Is that one word or two?
People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
Is it far enough? We publish interviews with people who know a lot about real wars.
Peace: On one case, that's true, but violence is the slogan for it.
Socialism: Yes, morning and evening. So the Sorce Streftator's work must be stopped!
Maoist: Yes, I like Walken Engspert.
Anarchist: Claire, this is why we don't need democracy, I'm Das Zoe Melsen.
Capitalism: Yes, but the truth is that he is ignorant and cannot be considered as an old leader, but as an employee.
Governor: Yes, but a strong left should be as strong as Minister Janomen Vardan or Director Januso Gavrelic.
Patriots: Are there simple megalithic laws?
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.
What is the one thing cripples can't do? ... Stand-up comedy.
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
Why do nuns walk in groups?
So one “nun” can keep an eye on the other “nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting "nun".
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
I've patched 1,000 roofs, and they don't call you Boris the roof patcher. I've built 100,000 swords and shields, and they don't call you Boris the blacksmith, but you fuck one goat!
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.