What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude? Let’s rock!
why did the orphan cry when he got back home
because he did not have one
* sans at sans favorite restaurant* Sans: hey frisk what do you eat today?
Frisk: one knife plz
sans: ok one knife plz
Waiter: you eat a knife?
Frisk: yes
* waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: here you go
Frisk: thanks you
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house. So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard, one said “ what tree?” I replied “you’ll know when you get here”
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
I once was playing with my friend and roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. i broke up with her and unfriended him then i saw my mom and my uncle crying! Me be like : ;-;
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
Teacher: hi class today we wll learn about the song, London Bridge is falling down falling down, then one student said I thought it was "twin towers are falling down falling down"!
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree, Too bad only one was standing. :)
-Dark_Humor
What's a difference between a apple and a emo kid? one falls while the other hangs.
wanna hear a joke ? no IM already looking at one
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask. Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. " Guess what Angelica!" said the little girl
"What?" Angelica replied
"I'm a guy."
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
I like my girlfriends new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one 😀
1 like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do but one rule it can be only 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents my one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick i raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick
Here’s one for the aussies what’s the difference between an echidna and a police car... all the pricks are on the inside
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke and it asked me “what is the difference between a large pizza and you”one can feed a family
