One jokes

Who’s stronger in a relationship, a man or a woman? A woman, because it takes six men to carry him to his grave; it only takes one woman to put him there.

What's the difference between a sheet and a baby?

One of them is really loud when you iron it.

What has four legs and one arm? A doberman at the playground.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.

What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.

Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.

What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

One of them has a POINT:)

I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand store!

Three nuns had to go before Mother Superior. The first one goes up to her and she says, "Have you sinned?" "Yes, I have, Mother. I have stolen a bicycle." Okay, said Mother Superior. "Say 100 Hail Marys and dip your hand in the holy water." Up comes nun number two and she says she has sinned. "She slept with a married man." So Mother Superior says, "Okay, say 500 Hail Marys and dip your hand in the holy water and go on your way." The third nun comes up and she says, "I peed in the holy water!" 🤣😂🤣😂😁😁🌈

One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.

Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.

Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"

Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.

Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.

This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.

Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."

How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?

One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

...just kidding-

- none. They can't change anything.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.

Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?

If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.

Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.