Omg Jokes

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Let girls live is 9 years old omg right??😔😊😊😊

OMG TYSM FOR HELPING ME REACH 30 FOLLOWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🎆

me: watching tv mom: omg no way your dad is coming me: really mom: obviously not he never loved or wanted you.

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omg I had a really good hand joke but i just couldn't put my finger on it.

person 1- I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date. person 2- OMg

ME: i hit a orphan! MOM: OMG WHY? ME:not like they can tell there parents-

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[ when a cop meets a pothead on April 20th ]

Officer : Hi, how high are you?

Pothead : No officer, it's how are you

Officer : oh im sorry ive been high since last night

Pothead : cool, i'd like to give you sum weed, happy 420 sir

Officer : omg thx man appreciate that

omg guys i finaly did it i made a head slicey boy. i haveheadless.

So I stayed at my friends house for a few days and I was like omg why so I am going home because I’m going to my best friend house

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Inmate 1: why u in prison then? Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, watta bout u? Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus Inmate 2:OMG YOU DEMON WERE THEY AUTISTIC? Inmate 1: no they were fortnite kids Inmate 2(who is Muslim): halelouia we have found the messiah

so one day a boy was at his dads work when another little boy ran in crying then the dad said aw little boy are you lost wheres your parents and the little boy at his dads work said OMG! dad you cant say that! why cant he say that?

Answer: He works at an Orphanage.