one time i was watching tv mom: omg your dad is coming! me:omg really mom: sike i lied
My crush: OMG my dog just died!😭😭😭😭😭
Me: Oh my goodness I am so sorry I am here for you!
My crush: I have a boyfriend...🙄
Me: Yeah well I have a dog
Me:knock knock Bestie:whos there? Me:ben Bestie:ben dover? Me:no ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx Bestie:omg how did i forget hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx
Teacher: we are going to Seville Girls: Omg it's such a beautiful city I cant wait to explore Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh Omg thanks for 1000 likes
Girls: OMG wat color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue
Girls Dreams - OMG my crush kissed me Boys dreams - I just got a dub bro
OMG TYSM FOR HELPING ME REACH 30 FOLLOWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🎆
me: watching tv mom: omg no way your dad is coming me: really mom: obviously not he never loved or wanted you.
You:OMG I CANT BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN TOGETHER! The other person: Who? You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks
omg I had a really good hand joke but i just couldn't put my finger on it.
blonde 1: omg! yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian! blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT also blond 2: wait, how much is a Brazilian?
[ when a cop meets a pothead on April 20th ]
Officer : Hi, how high are you?
Pothead : No officer, it's how are you
Officer : oh im sorry ive been high since last night
Pothead : cool, i'd like to give you sum weed, happy 420 sir
Officer : omg thx man appreciate that
omg guys i finaly did it i made a head slicey boy. i haveheadless.
Roses are red the forest is bushy omg did u jusy cum in my pussy
Inmate 1: why u in prison then? Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, watta bout u? Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus Inmate 2:OMG YOU DEMON WERE THEY AUTISTIC? Inmate 1: no they were fortnite kids Inmate 2(who is Muslim): halelouia we have found the messiah
Obama: It smells like upnigga in here... Trump: What's upnigga Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
People when you lover cheats on you do this!
1. start a conversation 2 say "whats that smell" 3. They will smell around 4. Say omg it's a b**** and walk away and ignore them
