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Did you hear that oxygen and magneseum hooked up last night? OMg!
Ur dad omg im sooooo sry!!!!!
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Me: Mom i think i need to go to the hospital ......Mom: OMG Why son ......Me: Idk whats wrong but everytime i close my eyes i can see
.....Think about it then spread LMAO
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The person I hate. Omg my mom and dad just died. Me. Omg I am so sorry dount worry. The person I hate. I have a boyfriend. Me well I have a mom and dad. The person I hate. Rood. Me. Shut up.
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side
(Omg omg literally dislike im so cringe)
Say Hey your pretty then she'll say omg thank you so much or something cringe then you say pretty f ing ugly aha gottie
A: Do you eat food? B: Yes... A: You can sit on deez nuts then! B: omg i have depression now
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My sister\ see you at home in about a hour Me\ okay My sister\ Sister where are you 'She looks out the window' Me\ Sis im here cant you see me? Sister\ OMG SHES DEAD Me\ yea i know but cant you see me?
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What's up
A rocket from NASA
OMG SO FUNNYY
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me
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????: Omg my Blind Boyfriend cheated on me
Me: what did you expect him to see other hoes...
