Omg Jokes

9/11

ONLY RESPECT
@person_respect
OMG WHERE HE FLYIN6
9A
Greenwich
Hudson St
TRIBECA
World Trade
Center
assau St
Varick St
Лемреоја
и
Ave
Lafayette St
SOUTHBRIDGE

Boy : “My heart MELTS for you.” Girl : “OMG, are you okay?!?!?!” Boy : “Yeah, why?” Girl : “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”

omg hot

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says few its hot in here the other muffin says OMG A TALKING MUFFIN

Did you hear that oxygen and magneseum hooked up last night? OMg!

Ur dad omg im sooooo sry!!!!!

"bully" omg that girl is so ugly "me"wait what.........ever

Last night I had sex and she said stop talking about shit omg and I made her scream so loud she said her balls Hurt...

Omg wassup dude why does your hair look just like a young whoopi Goldberg from the color purple them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head you look like a damn cheetah pet che che che cheetah they available at Wal-Mart dollar tree target and kroger.

Me: Mom i think i need to go to the hospital ......Mom: OMG Why son ......Me: Idk whats wrong but everytime i close my eyes i can see

.....Think about it then spread LMAO

Say Hey your pretty then she'll say omg thank you so much or something cringe then you say pretty f ing ugly aha gottie

ur dad is gay!!!!

omg!! I didn't mean that please don't tell ur mom

I'M SO SO SO SRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The person I hate. Omg my mom and dad just died. Me. Omg I am so sorry dount worry. The person I hate. I have a boyfriend. Me well I have a mom and dad. The person I hate. Rood. Me. Shut up.

Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side

(Omg omg literally dislike im so cringe)

A: Do you eat food? B: Yes... A: You can sit on deez nuts then! B: omg i have depression now

Make an ugly face in 3,2...STOP OMG STOP EWWWWW oh wait that’s your normal face.

Teacher:Anyone missing Orphan:My parents Teacher: Something that is real kid Orphan:My family Teacher:OMG out of my classroom kid

My sister\ see you at home in about a hour Me\ okay My sister\ Sister where are you 'She looks out the window' Me\ Sis im here cant you see me? Sister\ OMG SHES DEAD Me\ yea i know but cant you see me?