Roses are red violets are blue oh shit I have nothing to say to you
Itβs a bird Itβs a plane Oh shit it is a plane
Alfonsos mom is so fat. That she stepped on the scale and the doctor sayd βoh Shit thats my phone number!!!β
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first think I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag
other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
What is Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground? Oh shit is my name still on the stanley cup?
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl Plane Hit the ground? Oh shit did I leave the stove on at home?
Roses are red my c0ck is blue oh shit wtf happen to you
Roses are red my toaster too, oh shit I've burnt the house down what do now do I screw.
What do expression do you use when the toilet is clogged?
Oh Shit!
Say ocean 5 times and you say oh shit
what similar between a 14 year old pregnant girl and the fetus inside of her
there both thinking oh shit my moms going to kill me
Jeffery Dahmer has two things, an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-
Sorry bout that......
Now as i was saying
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit
Wait a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-
