Say ocean 5 times and you say oh shit
Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.
Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled "vodka" and the lake changed into vodka.
Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled "beer" and the lake changed into beer.
American ran to dive,slipped,and said, "oh shit".
Alfonsos mom is so fat. That she stepped on the scale and the doctor sayd “oh Shit thats my phone number!!!”
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first think I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
A man gets an email from his doctor
"Sorry for the delay on getting your prescription, it'll be at your house tommarrow"
The man thinks to himself "oh shit! Then what have I been taking?"
what similar between a 14 year old pregnant girl and the fetus inside of her
there both thinking oh shit my moms going to kill me
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "autistic child zone". Then I thought to myself Oh shit that wasn't a dog!
I wonder if stephan hawking heard the song gangsters paradise oh shit he can't
Rose are red. Violet's are red. My parents bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag
other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
It’s a bird It’s a plane Oh shit it is a plane
Roses are red my c0ck is blue oh shit wtf happen to you
What do expression do you use when the toilet is clogged?
Oh Shit!
Roses are red violets are blue oh shit I have nothing to say to you
When a cat gets a sibling do they say Oh shit another mew kid?!?!?!?!
pass around the roses, their casket full of hoses, crash it, watch it, the water! OH SHIT ITS GONNA BLOW
Roses are red my toaster too, oh shit I've burnt the house down what do now do I screw.
What is Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground? Oh shit is my name still on the stanley cup?
