I wonder if stephan hawking heard the song gangsters paradise oh shit he can't
I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "autistic child zone". Then I thought to myself Oh shit that wasn't a dog!
Rose are red. Violet's are red. My parents bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire
A man gets an email from his doctor
"Sorry for the delay on getting your prescription, it'll be at your house tommarrow"
The man thinks to himself "oh shit! Then what have I been taking?"
