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Man

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

Movie

A movie poster with the text "BALLS 2" in large red letters. Two cartoon characters are in front of the text. A woman with glasses looking shocked and a man with a police cap looking serious.

Part

:]

A distorted image of a man with long blond hair. He is looking to the side with a surprised expression. The image includes the text "9 y/o me when the part I had read out loud in class contained a swearword."

Memes

My army of homeless people who I've been
feeding tuna fish sandwiches mobilizing
against the CIA agents outside my house
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Gas Station

You. Me. Gas Station.

Two simple cartoon figures with open mouths, one in orange and one in blue, are shown in front of a black and white gas station background. The text "You. Me. Gas Station." is associated with the image.

Password

Friends who can't speak german always ask why my passwort is 19275716817...

The image shows a person's face, overlaid with a table containing chemical elements and their atomic weights, as they appear in the periodic table.

Knight

For C A S A V O N A

The Knight from Hollow Knight holds a gun, as a text in white font above reads, "Nobody: The Knight during the Pantheon Of Hallownest:" and at the bottom "Ok who's next".

Girl

A cartoon image of Gumball Watterson with a beard and glasses wearing a headset. Behind him, there are various pixelated toys and a sign for 'ACARI'. The text on the image says, "yea she might talk and look like a 5 year old girl, but she's actually a 5000 y/o dragon goddess."

Keyboard

No one:

A keyboard with one key missing. The text on the image says "No one:" and "Literally no one:".

Cat

cat..............Just a cat here

A photo of a cute kitten with grey stripes on its head and white fur on the bottom half of its face, looking directly at the camera.

Lorax

me when xhamster

The Lorax with wide, shocked eyes and a large mustache wearing a military helmet against a background of a polluted industrial city.

Cake

It was my math teachers birthday a few days ago and i sent him this meme

A cake in the shape of a calculator with the text "Perfect cake for" above it. The cake also has several math equations that equal 43, along with the text "Congratulations on 43 years of service". At the bottom, it says "Your maths teacher's Birthday" with a winking face and laughing emojis.

Car

Like if you can relate and comment if you think this is funny

The image consists of two panels. The top panel shows a text saying "7 y/o me in my dad's car: Dad, I wanna turn on the light. Can I press this button?" with an image of a hand about to press a car light button. The bottom panel shows a text saying "My dad:" with an image of the character Rocket Racoon from the movie Guardians of the Galaxy saying "No!! That's the button that will kill everyone".

Keyboard

A keyboard layout is shown with colorful finger positions indicated below it, followed by a laughing face holding a rainbow colored marker.

Book

Homer Simpson is holding a blue book with the title "Am I Disabled?" on it. A smaller character is shown on the cover with a construction hat and a cigarette in his mouth. Question marks are scattered around him. The text above shows: "POV: My teacher wants us to read one book over the holidays. The book I chose:"

Bag

"you too"

The image shows a four-panel meme. The top left panel is a dark, wide-eyed cartoon fish. The top right is a smiling, puppet-like character. The bottom left is a white cat with big, round eyes. The bottom right is a person with one eye looking up. Above the four panels is the text: 'Cashier: The receipt is in the bag. Me: You too.'

Coffee

Good Morning. I LIKE COFEEEEEEE

The image shows a husky dog with wide eyes and a slight smile. The text in the image says "Good morning. I like cofeeeeeee."

Ps5

Fuck you

A split image showing a black PlayStation 5 console on the left and a man getting a haircut on the right. Text on top of the image says, "Ps5 black looks clean af." and text below the two images says, "Probably runs faster too."

Cereal

A box of Case-o's cereal with a picture of a person giving a thumbs up. The cereal is said to be the finest cereal and that Twitch Bits can get you. It is made with real honey and can help lower cholesterol as part of a heart healthy diet.

Battery

*Sniffs kids*

The image shows a toy action figure box with the text SLEEPY JOE ACTION FIGURE written on it. Inside the box, there is a depiction of Joe Biden with his head slumped forward. Below it, the text reads BATTERIES *NOT* INCLUDED and a warning that the item contains socialism. Below that in a separate text box, is the text JUST ADD AAA BATTERIES AND HE SHITS HIS PANTS. In the upper right corner it reads NEW FOR CHRISTMAS: THE SLEEP JOE INACTION FIGURE. There is a red and white target circle with a blue dart to the right of the figure box.

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