OED jokes
Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.
This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.
Oh, and like!
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
What would you call a Spanish Notch?
El Notch-o.
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
All of them.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
20 years later
Johnny: Hey dad.
Dad: Yea?
Johnny: Fuck you, I ain't comin' back to your grave in 16 years, then ima come back, BITCH!
Dad: Doing the same thing I did to you and your mother, ay? I deserve it :( ;O not real...NOT A FUCKING ALL.
Johnny: Yea you kinda fucking do.
Dad:...
Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."