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Toddler

1 year ago
Two cartoon dogs are lying in bed. The dog on the left looks tired. The dog on the right is in a restless pose. Text above them reads "Sleeping with your toddler is like sharing your bed with a drunk octopus looking for its car keys." The source @blueydudes is printed at the bottom of the image.
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    Marine life

    9 years ago

    What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.

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    • Tentacle

    10 years ago

    How do you make an octopus laugh?

    You give it ten tickles.

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    • Fish

    7 years ago

    How do fish get to school?

    By the octobus.

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