Octopus

Octopus Jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.

Why were the octopi sad?

Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.

Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?

Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.

Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!

Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].

Why don't heterosexual πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like πŸ™?

Why does a penis taste like octopus πŸ™?

Stupid question πŸ˜’ πŸ™„ even the catholic church β›ͺ πŸ™ knows that one.

Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?

Person B: Tentacles?

Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*