What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
MORE BAD JOKES
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Tentacles!
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
What are 8 people hiding in corner because their scared
An octo pus
why did the octopus did not get a tent beacsue it had tentakls
what do you call an imposter octopus
octosus
cousin. hay is tha an octopus. me. yes what it is just a octopus. cousin. oh yeah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! octupus touch me!. me. what it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
Why does a penis tastes like octopus 🐙 stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus _____
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
what do you call 2 octopus that look the same? Itenticale!
Where does a octopus put its money? In a octo-purse
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
