What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children? The Jackson 4
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet.Because he had a toiletcal in the drain.
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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Tentacles!
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4
What are 8 people hiding in corner because their scared
An octo pus
why did the octopus did not get a tent beacsue it had tentakls
what do you call an imposter octopus
octosus
cousin. hay is tha an octopus. me. yes what it is just a octopus. cousin. oh yeah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! octupus touch me!. me. what it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid? A white octopus isn't in the K K K!
What do you feed a group of octopus for desert? .......Octopie!
what do you call a octopuse on land?a spider duh
Why does a penis tastes like octopus 🐙 stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus _____
What do you ca a female octopus an octopussy
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
what do you call 2 octopus that look the same? Itenticale!
Where does a octopus put its money? In a octo-purse
What do you call a octopus with eight legs? a octo-pussy!!!
A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a Scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about, making a horrible sound. The bartender says, "Hey, looks like he can't play that!" and the octopus says, "Play it? As soon as I get it's pajamas off, I'm gonna fuck it!"
