Octo jokes

What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!

Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!

"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?

What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!

What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?

An octopus.

What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.

How do you make an octopus laugh?

You give it ten tickles.

What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?

Octopied.

God creating spiders.

God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"