Octo jokes

What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!

Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!

"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?

What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!

What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?

An octopus.

What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.

God creating spiders.

God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"

How do you make an octopus laugh?

You give it ten tickles.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.

What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?

Octopied.