Octo jokes
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.