Octo jokes
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
Octopus.
God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?
Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?
Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.
Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!
Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].
Octopus, more like octopussy.