Octopus jokes
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares?
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Whet
Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.