What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
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What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
Octopussy.
What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
Whet
