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Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Tentacles!
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
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Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
how manny guun can ocpus held
9
The Octopus joke! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?
Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.
Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!
Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].
Why does a penis tastes like octopus 🐙 stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares?
Octopussy.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
