Octopus jokes
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.
Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?
Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.
Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!
Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat, of course.
Octopussy.
Ur mom.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares?
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
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