Octopus jokes
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
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Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?
Ur mom.
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What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
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Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?
Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.
Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!
Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares?