Octopus Jokes

How dose a octopus laugh ? Bubel bubele

What are 8 people hiding in corner because their scared

An octo pus

why did the octopus did not get a tent beacsue it had tentakls

how do you make a octopus laugh ten tickles

What do you ca a female octopus an octopussy

ur mom

octo means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs.... so where did the pus come from.

A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about making a horrible sound. The bartender says "Hey, looks like he can't play that!", and the octopus says, "Play it? As soon as I get it's pajamas off, I'm gonna fuck it!"

What do you cal a scared octopus? An octopussy

What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid? A white octopus isn't in the K K K!

What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus _____

What do you call a octopus with eight legs? a octo-pussy!!!

What do you call a flying octopus?

An octocopter🚁

What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday. Oh, don't worry, he's okay now. But the vet charged me six quid.

How may times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh Ten-tickles!

what do you call an imposter octopus

octosus

what do you call 2 octopus that look the same? Itenticale!

Where does a octopus put its money? In a octo-purse

What do you call 8 x 3.14? Octopi