How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don't worry, he's okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! đ
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat, of course.
Octopus.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
What is a gathering of octopuses called?
Octoposse.
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
What has eight legs and doesnât rape children?
The Jackson 4.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
