Octopus jokes
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don't worry, he's okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! đ
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat, of course.
Octopus.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
What is a gathering of octopuses called?
Octoposse.
What has eight legs and doesnât rape children?
The Jackson 4.
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.