Octopus Jokes

SyArAh

How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?

You Octoply obviously

happy

How dose a octopus laugh ? Bubel bubele

Anonymous

A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about making a horrible sound. The bartender says “Hey, looks like he can’t play that!”, and the octopus says, “Play it? As soon as I get it’s pajamas off, I’m gonna fuck it!”

Anonymous
in Animal

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

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Squidward

What do you call a flying octopus?

An octocopter🚁

mr. butthole

what do you call a octopuse on land?a spider duh

JOKE LOL!

what do you call 2 octopus that look the same? Itenticale!

Where does a octopus put its money? In a octo-purse

Anonymous
in Puns

How may times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh Ten-tickles!

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Anonymous
in Animal

What is a gathering of octopus called?

Octoposse.

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Anonymous

What do you call an octopus with a hat?

An octopus with a hat of course

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Anonymous

What do you cal a scared octopus? An octopussy

Delta-UK

I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday. Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now. But the vet charged me six quid.

Ron S

What do you call 8 x 3.14? Octopi

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Anonymous
in Priest

Why does a penis tastes like octopus 🐙 stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one

octopus fan

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What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.

Anonymous
in Animal

Why did the octopus blush?

He saw the bottom of the ocean.

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Cassidee

What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid? A white octopus isn’t in the K K K!

Anonymous

What do you ca a female octopus an octopussy