Octopus jokes
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What did the octopus say to the other? "Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands."
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting? Octopied.
What do you call a cool octopus? Tenta-cool (tentacle)
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What is a gathering of octopuses called?
Octoposse.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don't worry, he's okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
Octopussy.
God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
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What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!