Octopus

Octopus Jokes

I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday. Oh, don't worry, he's okay now. But the vet charged me six quid.

What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid? A white octopus isn't in the K K K!

what do you call 2 octopus that look the same? Itenticale!

Where does a octopus put its money? In a octo-purse