Cross

Anonymous

why did the octopus cross the road?

cuz he was on the same side as a sushi resturant

Turtle

Anonymous

i like turtles

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Wall

(Optional)

[god creating spiders] God: ok what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls

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Dose

happy

How dose a octopus laugh ? Bubel bubele

Bar

Anonymous

A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about making a horrible sound. The bartender says “Hey, looks like he can’t play that!”, and the octopus says, “Play it? As soon as I get it’s pajamas off, I’m gonna fuck it!”

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Time

Sophie Rodger

Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?

Person B: Tentacles?

Person A: Ok tickles person B ten times

Puns

Anonymous

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

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Fly

Squidward

What do you call a flying octopus?

An octocopter🚁

Land

mr. butthole

what do you call a octopuse on land?a spider duh

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Beat

Daniel King

Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?

Because he was well armed!

Puns

Anonymous

How may times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh Ten-tickles!

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Hat

Anonymous

What do you call an octopus with a hat?

An octopus with a hat of course

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Scare

Anonymous

What do you cal a scared octopus? An octopussy

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Worry

Delta-UK

I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday. Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now. But the vet charged me six quid.

Octopus

Ron S

What do you call 8 x 3.14? Octopi

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Priest

Anonymous

Why does a penis tastes like octopus 🐙 stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one

Saw

Anonymous

Why did the octopus blush?

He saw the bottom of the ocean.

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Ca

Anonymous

What do you ca a female octopus an octopussy

Animal

Anonymous

What is a gathering of octopus called?

Octoposse.

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Octopus

octopus fan

octuspus