A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about making a horrible sound. The bartender says "Hey, looks like he can't play that!", and the octopus says, "Play it? As soon as I get it's pajamas off, I'm gonna fuck it!"
octo means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs.... so where did the pus come from.
How dose a octopus laugh ? Bubel bubele
How may times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh Ten-tickles!
What do you ca a female octopus an octopussy
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopterš
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus _____
[god creating spiders] God: ok what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls
What do you cal a scared octopus? An octopussy
what do you call 2 octopus that look the same? Itenticale!
Where does a octopus put its money? In a octo-purse
What are 8 people hiding in corner because their scared
An octo pus
why did the octopus did not get a tent beacsue it had tentakls
What is a gathering of octopus called?
Octoposse.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet.Because he had a toiletcal in the drain.
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday. Oh, don't worry, he's okay now. But the vet charged me six quid.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
What do you call a octopus with eight legs? a octo-pussy!!!
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid? A white octopus isn't in the K K K!
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what do you call an imposter octopus
octosus
