Octopus Jokes

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How dose a octopus laugh ? Bubel bubele

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Anonymous

What are 8 people hiding in corner because their scared

An octo pus

luke

why did the octopus did not get a tent beacsue it had tentakls

kit

how do you make a octopus laugh ten tickles

Anonymous

What do you ca a female octopus an octopussy

Ur mom gay lol

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ur mom

TittySlayer123

octo means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs.... so where did the pus come from.

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Anonymous

A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about making a horrible sound. The bartender says "Hey, looks like he can't play that!", and the octopus says, "Play it? As soon as I get it's pajamas off, I'm gonna fuck it!"

Anonymous

What do you cal a scared octopus? An octopussy

Cassidee

What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid? A white octopus isn't in the K K K!

Anon

What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus _____

Yourself

What do you call a octopus with eight legs? a octo-pussy!!!

Squidward

What do you call a flying octopus?

An octocopter🚁

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What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.

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Anonymous

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

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Delta-UK

I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday. Oh, don't worry, he's okay now. But the vet charged me six quid.

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Anonymous

How may times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh Ten-tickles!

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hannah super funny

what do you call an imposter octopus

octosus

JOKE LOL!

what do you call 2 octopus that look the same? Itenticale!

Where does a octopus put its money? In a octo-purse

Ron S

What do you call 8 x 3.14? Octopi

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