Ocean jokes
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
Why didn't the oyster share its pearl?
Because it was a cunt.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.