Ocean jokes
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!