Ocean jokes
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Memes
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!