Fishing is like sex when it is great it is great when it is not so great it is still great!
what is sharks favourite day chewsday
what did the fish say to the other fish?
I want my life to be H2O-ver
what is the thirstiest ocean in the world
the gulp of mexico lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what did nemos dad say "man hes alot like my dad, i can never find him"
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERhead
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERhead
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
whats the difference between mars and africa. mars has water.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean! British: At least our towers didn’t fall😎
Yo forehead so big it reseaves more the the pasific ocean!
Did you hear the passengers on the titanic invited yo! Momma and the titanic crew said man over board
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
the titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the titanic ship cost $400 million to construct. Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Why were there 2 boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
"Jack sparrow"
Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow
Q:Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean
A:to find his dad
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Nobody people on the titanic: * SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
1.What do you call chesse that's no yours - Nacho Chesse 2. Knock Knock WHO's there ash ash who-ashOoO 3. How does the ocean say hello - he waves 4. Why can't elsa have a ballaon- Because she will let it go 5. What do you can your enemy- You dont call it at all
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
