What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
Ocean Jokes
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! π€£
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now youβre fatter than me."
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
