Ocean jokes
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"