Ocean Jokes

what is the thirstiest ocean in the world

the gulp of mexico lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)

What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck.

Putin be like that boat is now submarine!

You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?

You were hit by a shockwave!

if the captain of titanic was dumb he whould EAT THE ICEBERG

1.What do you call chesse that's no yours - Nacho Chesse 2. Knock Knock WHO's there ash ash who-ashOoO 3. How does the ocean say hello - he waves 4. Why can't elsa have a ballaon- Because she will let it go 5. What do you can your enemy- You dont call it at all

You can tune a guitar but you can’t tuna fish 🐠 🐟

Two pedophiles are on a beach

One says to the other "Move over, you're in my sun"

Maybe the Ocean is salty because the land never waves back

I'm listening to a song about fish - it's very catchy.

What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.

Baby Shark be like " It's the END" bruh they dead

How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I'm SHORE you saw it Don't be SALTY

A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says "what the hell is that?". The pirate said "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!".