Ocean jokes
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Memes
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.