Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
jack and rose went on a cruise to do it in the water. jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
why are fish smart
they live in a school
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
A... B... Sea?
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
yo mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales said we are family even though your fatter than me
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
