What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.