Ocean jokes
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
All these sea monster jokes are just kraken me up.
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
Octopus.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!