You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
Ocean Jokes
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
Octopus.
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
