Ocean jokes
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"
What do Nemo and my dad have in common?
They both can't be found.
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
Titanic was sinking.
Passenger: "How far are we from land?"
Captain: "Two miles."
Passenger: "Which direction?"
Captain: "Down."
A... B... Sea?
yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!