Ocean jokes
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
All these sea monster jokes are just kraken me up.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
Octopus.
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"