Ocean jokes
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
I wonder if the Titanic still sells fish?
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
Me: That’s a good WAVE.
Friend: I SEA it.
Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.
Me: I was SHORE it would be good.
Friend: I SEA what you did there.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.