Ocean jokes
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
Why didn't the oyster share its pearl?
Because it was a cunt.
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
All these sea monster jokes are just kraken me up.
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
Octopus.
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"