Ocean jokes
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
All these sea monster jokes are just kraken me up.
Memes
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
Octopus.
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.