Ocean jokes
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
All these sea monster jokes are just kraken me up.
Memes
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
Octopus.
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!