Ocean jokes
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
All these sea monster jokes are just kraken me up.
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
Memes
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
Octopus.
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*