The ocean will kill you to death expensively if your on titanic buying the tickets was a wast of money- Ice burg
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player
Why is the ocean blue?
A: because the fish go blu-blu
A dolphin swims into a bar, and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS
What do you call an ass on a beach?
SANDY CHEEKS
Do u play seaifthiefs, seeifthiesballsfit in ur mouth gotttttteeeeeem
Leo is as useful as a SCREEN DOOR on a submarine
i bet when ya take a bath they give you the whole pool, no, better yet, the ocean
The doctor had an ego so big It fell into the ocean fast
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon. As if there's already enough plastic in the ocean.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers Destruction: .....
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves (*sorry i wasn’t making any jokes for a while i was getting sick of this thing*)