What do Nemo and an orphan have in common can't find their parents
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn't wave back🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😊😊😊😊😊😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
