Ocean jokes
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
Two pedophiles are on a beach.
One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"
What did the sea do when it saw the beach?
It waved!
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
I had a dream about the whole ocean being filled with orange soda.
Turns out it was a Fanta sea.
Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So, they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
What happened to watersharky?
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
Tides right?
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
What do sheep wear to the beach?
A baa-kini.
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.