I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
Ocean Jokes
Yo mama so fat...
She's the iceberg who sunk the Titanic!
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
