Ocean

Ocean jokes

Pirate

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg, and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants."

The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts."

Water

I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.

Pirate

Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"

Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.

Memes

Madeline McCann

What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?

Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!

Nemo

If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.

Momma

Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!

Orphan

What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.

Crab

How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.

Whale

What did one male whale say to the other male whale?

"She's gonna blow!"

Crab

What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?

They shellabrated their mommy.