Ocean

Ocean Jokes

Water

I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.

Pirate

Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"

Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.

Madeline McCann

What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?

Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!

Nemo

If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.

Momma

Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!

Orphan

What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.

Crab

How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.

Whale

What did one male whale say to the other male whale?

"She's gonna blow!"

Crab

What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?

They shellabrated their mommy.

Tower

American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!

British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎

Plane

A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.

A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"