All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
octuspus
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore, she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
were do you go to get the best fish... a restaurant on the titanic
When Trump goes to the beach he doesn't use suntan lotion he uses Dorito dust. And it stays on for the rest of his life.
Fishing is like sex when it is great it is great when it is not so great it is still great!
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean! British: At least our towers didn’t fall😎
the titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the titanic ship cost $400 million to construct. Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
Yo forehead so big it reseaves more the the pasific ocean!
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Did you hear the passengers on the titanic invited yo! Momma and the titanic crew said man over board
"Jack sparrow"
Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow
Q:Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean
A:to find his dad
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Nobody people on the titanic: * SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
whats the difference between mars and africa. mars has water.
what did nemos dad say "man hes alot like my dad, i can never find him"
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERhead
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERhead
Why were there 2 boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
what is sharks favourite day chewsday
what did the fish say to the other fish?
I want my life to be H2O-ver
