Ocean

Ocean jokes

What did one male whale say to the other male whale?

"She's gonna blow!"

Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?

It was too much pressure.

Why did the fish cross the sea?

To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

8 jelly tickles!

Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!

Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.

A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants.

The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?"

The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"

Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.

yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"

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