What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
Your Moma So Fay When She Asked For A Water Bed They Put A Blanket Over The Ocean
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay? Because if the did,they'd be bay gulls.
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revoir, GGG
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
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