Ocean jokes
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
Your butt's so big you can slap it and ride the waves.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
What did the fish get on his math test?
A sea plus.
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?
Why don’t clams like to share? Because they’re very shellfish.